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I Never

I Never... I never do the dishes I never clean my room I never take the trash outside I never push a broom I never take forever to pick out what to wear I never take an aspirin I never have to share I never say I'm lazy or wear too many hats I never care what people say because I am a cat. Contest: Any Funny Poem Sponsored by: Destroyer Poet 7/13/11 No.1 win in Destroyer Poet's "Funny Poem" Contest 7/14/2011

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Elaine George

Date: 7/19/2011 5:32:00 AM

A riot!!!! Many congrats your your SUPER WIN, Jenny. Elaine

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/18/2011 11:41:00 AM

I am stopping by to thank you so much for your comments. They are truly appreciated. Wishing you a wonderful week full of inspiration Jenny. Love, Carol

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/16/2011 11:05:00 AM

So very true!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/15/2011 8:20:00 PM

AWESOME and oh so clever. VEry well deserved win!

Sidney Hall Mad Poet

Date: 7/15/2011 2:14:00 PM

Congratz on your first place Jenny with this funny poem. At least I am not alone there are other loonies out there :-)

Juanita Warden

Date: 7/15/2011 7:31:00 AM

Congrats to your 1st place win.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/15/2011 7:11:00 AM

My congratulations on the first place win in the contest, Jenny

Jenny Emelander

Date: 7/15/2011 7:03:00 AM

Thanks everyone! This was such a fun write because I think we can all relate(or think about relating) to this. Plus, I own a cat.:)

Kash Poet

Date: 7/15/2011 5:20:00 AM

Very nice...Congrats on your win.

Mike Dailey

Date: 7/15/2011 5:12:00 AM

At first I thought the poem was going to be about me or men in general. I guess we men are a lot like cats in many ways. Mike

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/15/2011 4:58:00 AM

Congratulations on your 1st Place win Jenny in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. It is a pleasure to share the spot with you. Love, Carol

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 7/15/2011 4:20:00 AM

oh those lucky cats... maybe we can learn from them /. congratulations on your great win Jenny

Emma Mantle

Date: 7/15/2011 1:16:00 AM

LOL!! A great piece, with a great twist at the end. Loved it. Congrats on your well deserved win. Best wishes Em :)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/14/2011 9:25:00 PM

JENNY, I DID NOT FIND IT FUNNY,,, BUT ONCE I GOT TO THE END... BOY WAS I LAUGHING. YOUR POEM REALLY HAD ME BUSTING OUT A LAUGH AT THE REASON FOR YOUR POEM. lol... lol... well thank you for the laugh... I could not even enjoy other poems.. for a bit cause your poem was still on my mind.... thanks once again and congratulations,..p.d.

Poet Destroyer A
Date: 7/14/2011 9:26:00 PM