I Love To Dance

There I was after a couple of beers
On the dance floor with the crowd’s cheers
I was dancing a jig that was new and cool
But didn’t know my zip was open and out hung Peter O’toole

The crowd surrounded me and edged me on
While my bits were moving rhythmically to the song
And when I did the limbo
The eyes bulged on this bimbo

The song seemed to be long
But I kept on dancing strong
And when I was getting tired
The song ended with me in a back spin stopping with my legs open wide

The girls were hugging me and there were hugs all round 
Till Glen, my imaginary friend said Sid look down
Me bits were hanging out, red and raw
From the continuous friction with the floor

I casually walked off the dance floor with my Guinness beer stout
That’s the last time I drank and ever went out
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 10/15/2010 5:37:00 PM
too embarassing!! probably would be locked up for a perv.!!
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Date: 10/15/2010 2:22:00 PM
LOL LOL!!!! great one to end the week...thanks for the big smile!!
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Date: 10/15/2010 1:47:00 PM
Sidley Ha Ha ! What a lot of fun and not harmless thank goodness Ha Ha ! Crackin !!!
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