I Love To Dance

There I was after a couple of beers On the dance floor with the crowd’s cheers I was dancing a jig that was new and cool But didn’t know my zip was open and out hung Peter O’toole The crowd surrounded me and edged me on While my bits were moving rhythmically to the song And when I did the limbo The eyes bulged on this bimbo The song seemed to be long But I kept on dancing strong And when I was getting tired The song ended with me in a back spin stopping with my legs open wide The girls were hugging me and there were hugs all round Till Glen, my imaginary friend said Sid look down Me bits were hanging out, red and raw From the continuous friction with the floor I casually walked off the dance floor with my Guinness beer stout That’s the last time I drank and ever went out