I Just Heard About Santa
*This one is for Tom Cunningham
Poor Santa ate too many treats
Then clogged the toilet at the pole
The sewer exploded into the streets
Where Santa fell down a hole!
The Elves are trying to get him out
The Grinch is laughing in glee
All Santa can do is shout
It’s too dark for them to see!
Let’s hope they find Rudolph’s bright nose
Flashlights aren’t bright enough
I heard pipes have also froze
And well, presents are covered with stuff!
It should be breaking news soon
Maybe keep children away from TV
Take them out to see the moon
For something else to see!
Prayers for Santa’s return and relief
7 days yet, to make things right
Keep up celebrating with belief
And to all a very good night!
Heidi Sands
12/18/22
Copyright © Heidi Sands | Year Posted 2022
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