I Just Heard About Santa

*This one is for Tom Cunningham Poor Santa ate too many treats Then clogged the toilet at the pole The sewer exploded into the streets Where Santa fell down a hole! The Elves are trying to get him out The Grinch is laughing in glee All Santa can do is shout It’s too dark for them to see! Let’s hope they find Rudolph’s bright nose Flashlights aren’t bright enough I heard pipes have also froze And well, presents are covered with stuff! It should be breaking news soon Maybe keep children away from TV Take them out to see the moon For something else to see! Prayers for Santa’s return and relief 7 days yet, to make things right Keep up celebrating with belief And to all a very good night! Heidi Sands 12/18/22