Heidi Sands Poet Rhyme

I Just Heard About Santa

*This one is for Tom Cunningham

Poor Santa ate too many treats
Then clogged the toilet at the pole
The sewer exploded into the streets
Where Santa fell down a hole!

The Elves are trying to get him out
The Grinch is laughing in glee
All Santa can do is shout
It’s too dark for them to see!

Let’s hope they find Rudolph’s bright nose
Flashlights aren’t bright enough
I heard pipes have also froze
And well, presents are covered with stuff!

It should be breaking news soon
Maybe keep children away from TV
Take them out to see the moon
For something else to see!

Prayers for Santa’s return and relief
7 days yet, to make things right
Keep up celebrating with belief
And to all a very good night!

Heidi Sands

12/18/22

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Vijay Pandit December 19, 2022 at 6:12 AM Fun read--enjoyed your festive spirit, Heidi. Heidi Sands December 19, 2022 at 8:02 AM Thank you Vijay. A little silly humor. I hope you have a nice day :)

Tom Cunningham December 18, 2022 at 10:18 PM Lol Love it Heidi, you were on a roll with this one. Thanks for the mention, fave for me. Tom. Heidi Sands December 19, 2022 at 3:27 AM Thanks Ton. Is this Santa joking getting catchy? I appreciate the Fave. I hope you have a great day.

Gershon Wolf December 18, 2022 at 7:46 PM I think you've 'plumbed the depths' of Christmas with this one, Heidi! lol. Thanks. Enjoyed, gw Heidi Sands December 19, 2022 at 3:26 AM Yes for sure Gershon. Lol Thanks :)