I Have Clipped my Shopping Antennas

I have clipped my shopping antennas No more garage sales, resale shops or flea markets I cannot be trusted I am a lover of shiny things, odd things, weird things I cannot resist buying sequins, rhinestones, glittery mirrors I am a lover of things I drag home all kinds of stuff With feathers, plaids, Mexican embroidery I am a lover of the outrageous The stranger, the better I like the oddities others often overlook Much of what I buy never makes it out of my car trunk Stored for years in sacks until I donate them to another resale shop.