I Have

I have a light bulb, it makes me great. I can hit it with a hammer and count the breaks. The only good thing it got me was the Queen of Sweden, who was built like a cavalry captain--only with intellect and reason. She opened a library that look-a-like-a-man, which, in part, proved what a great ******* I am. I'm the guy that said animals were like robots, because, as a youth, I played with G.I. Joes and Go-bots. And from these observations, I contribute to science: what you think is a thought is a matter of optics.