I Hate You All

A hoarder? Me? No way. I have more than one path in almost every room. The dogs can always find their way out. Of course I keep my garbage. Spies would love to have that on the curb. You never know when you are going to need that egg carton, right? You do-gooders can get off my property! It should not bother anyone else how I live my life. Gladys, can I put some more barrels in your yard? What about beside the shed? Just good stuff I might need later. I promise there are no rats in these. A truckload or two. Just for a couple of years. You are as bad as the do-gooders! I hate you all!