I Hate My Computer
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I used to have all kinds of trouble with my old computer but my new one is much better.
Now if I could just learn how to use it my problems would be solved. lol
Wrote this before I got my current computer
I like this one. ;)
I hate my computer.
It's like a human being.
It's so full of junk and crap,
There's just no use entreating,
The thing to go faster,
Or function at all;
For it skips back and misprints,
And freezes and stalls.
I need a new one;
One no one else uses,
So it won't get filled up,
With stuff that confuses,
It's poor little micro chips,
Giggas and bites,
And it gets constipated,
With too many sites.
Perhaps come the summer,
Or Christmas, by chance,
I'll get a new one,
To make my heart dance.
For now I must struggle,
And fight with this thing.
Just the thought of it makes me,
Want to throw it and scream,
Get out of my life,
You damned machine.
'Fore I lose my religion,
And murder my screen.
Copyright © Judy Ball | Year Posted 2016
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