I Haint Donning Royal Carpet Treatment

Aw shucks, I did sustain moderately serious injury series of unfortunate events ludicrous and quite insane, yours truly did previously explain while crouching (think Tony as papier mâché Tiger), aye fell backward, where sharp desktop corner didst train ground zero right side rib cage domain punched thru L.L. Bean Autumn jacket zapped, tattooed, lacerated... bloodstain proof positive bow tocks sing arrowing, fletching, notching, piercing, searing targeting ... pain prestidigitation went awry courtesy "fake" legerdemain, yours truly incapacitated plain vanilla and simple found me mortally slain, more tortuous than spelunking thru eye of needle size tunnel, no bigger than sand grain, and/or trumpeted by suzerain arrogant, boastful, contemptuous... arid, barren, cerebrally desolate brain, a definitive liability, (not just from Ukraine stormy din yelled brouhaha), profane but..., I wholeheartedly ascertain, the commander in chief an absolute zero inane purpose twittering acrimonious, disdain calamitous, egregious, gangrenous..., arcane rumbustious, venomous, zealous... carte blanche bigoted, misogynistic, racist..., inhumane blathering, excoriating, insulting... seeding, planting, muckraking... dogbane demanding obeisance till henchmen verstehen unwittingly declaring himself jejune bloodhound August huss preening, primping, proofing orange-blond mane more attentive to applying gray matter to strain Midas coated self important fiery propane verbal quid pro quo explosions inevitably spray'n, nothing but antisemitism, barbarism, demagoguery, hatred... diatribes roiling the masses til rabid rantings attain intolerant decibel threshold usurping totalitarian refrain.