I Got Myself An Oomejaflip
I got myself an Oomejaflip
I find him a rather nice fellow
It is a Thingymebob you must be aware of
For they are anything but mellow.
An Oomejaflip can be really quite kind
And I find them really quite tame
But a Thingymebob, well it’s a bit of a slob
And of which I just can’t say the same
To own an Oomejaflip can be quite hip
But a Thingymebob is not cool
And as for a Thingymejig
Well if you have one of those you’re a fool
Go get yourself an Oomejaflip
But you’re not having this one, it’s mine
Don’t get a Thingymejig or a Thingymebob
You’ll be wasting your money and time
Now I’m saving my dough, don’t you know?
Not for wealth or indeed fame
I’m aiming at buying one of those things
They’re calling a Whatsitsname
Copyright © Gary Wayne Hill | Year Posted 2013
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