Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

I Found No Joy - She's a Ladyboy

In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai
She sure stole the heart of this old guy
On the soft sand we kissed and caressed
Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed

I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon
Our passion is rising when we start to spoon
Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress
One thing leads to another, we start to undress

Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong
I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong
I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy
With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy!

So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware
The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear!



6/24/18

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Paris-Maree Boreham July 19, 2018 at 7:21 AM Oh dear......lol Jan Allison this is funny lol Jan Allison July 20, 2018 at 8:03 AM Thanks Paris-Maree:-) hugs Jan xx

Marc Acrich July 5, 2018 at 10:48 AM im one of the few who has experience with this subject since my old friend who cause me so much financial ruin, Tuned into women but life was to the hard being woman so he turned back Jan Allison July 5, 2018 at 11:08 AM oh my goodness Marc!:-( hugs jan xx

Eve Roper June 28, 2018 at 11:57 PM Oh, my! Love your poem .. I have met and we're friends when I was in my teens and they were very kind .. Jan Allison June 29, 2018 at 1:14 AM Oh how wonderful you have friends like this:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf June 25, 2018 at 7:32 PM Jan, you da man … I mean da woman … I mean ... O, whatever do I mean?! This is the bee's knees, for sure … A winner all the way! ~ Gershon Jan Allison June 26, 2018 at 1:28 AM Thanks so much for all your supportive comments GW:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett June 25, 2018 at 10:25 AM This is absolutely brilliant Jan, I think I would run a mile, if I go anywhere near Bangkok I’ll check if she’s not got a jock. Love your poem still laughing, and love the kinks music, good luck in contest contest. :)) Jan Allison June 25, 2018 at 11:55 AM ha ha ha at Bangkok:-) thanks for your lovely comment Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile June 25, 2018 at 7:45 AM We can always count you you Jan, I love a good laugh to start the day xxxooo Jan Allison June 25, 2018 at 11:55 AM Someone said I was writing too much dark poetry so thought I better get back to a little humour:-) hugs jan x

Lyric Man June 25, 2018 at 7:24 AM Haha, Jan.. I see a pattern here ;) Jan Allison June 25, 2018 at 11:54 AM lol LM yes my poem I wrote inspired this one lol - I may re-write the other one and post it one day:-) hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty June 25, 2018 at 7:18 AM Oh Gosh! Just think. Jan Allison June 25, 2018 at 11:53 AM I daren't think about it Rajat lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong June 24, 2018 at 9:08 PM Oh, you funny lady Jan! This poem was very creative and tastefully expressed, as always. It left me with a big smile and giggle. Thank you for the cheer. I hope your finger is healing well? I can relate. hugs, Connie : ) Jan Allison June 25, 2018 at 11:48 AM I tired to be sensitive to the fact the poem can be read by a youngster on the site and tried not to make it bawdy - the lola lyrics was perfect to go with the poem!:-) Healing is a slow process I am doing my physio exercises 4 times a day and rest it and wear my support when the hand aches and at night:-) hope you are healing well and going from strength to straighten:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer June 24, 2018 at 5:08 PM ha! i didn't realize this was common, jan! great job with this - good luck in the contest. (also - sorry to hear about your finger. hope it's all healed soon...) Jan Allison June 24, 2018 at 5:16 PM Thanks Ilene, its been 7 weeks now, I started physio last week but may still need to see a specialist as the finger isn't healing correctly - will wait and see how the physio goes but I still cant drive which is a real pain:-( hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 24, 2018 at 4:07 PM As you can guess, I did not do my kitchen yet. I fooled around here for over an hour . Setting the timer again to start the cleaning NOW. (and only wrote the magicicada thing. Where is yours?) Jan Allison June 24, 2018 at 4:12 PM I'm not bothering with that contest, two n/a in a row - what's the point when you get glowing comments but fail to place:-( hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 24, 2018 at 4:07 PM good one, Jan. I had a student from an Asian country (I believe Thailand but not 100% sure) Anyway, he told us that MANY lady boys live there and a lot of men like them! I was quite surprised how popular that thing is in one Asian country in particular! Jan Allison June 24, 2018 at 4:12 PM Oh yes; they are very popular I saw a programme on ladyboys!:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop June 24, 2018 at 2:16 PM How lovely to stop by and read your sweetness once again Dear Jan.I'm smiling big reading this Hope you're doing fine dear x Jan Allison June 24, 2018 at 2:44 PM oh wow Charma it is wonderful to se you back and lyric man is also back on soup ,,, all we need is Darren to return and the old gang is all back! I am fine aprt from a fall 7 weeks ago when I broke my little finger. I started physio last week but still cannot drive, am waiting to see a specialist to see if anything can be done to straighten it:-( hope Christina is doing well, love to all Jan xx

Tom Cunningham June 24, 2018 at 12:06 PM Absolute hoot Jan ,watched a program about them and some of them were really pretty and those with money had the chop literally,ouch. Good luck from a hot Turkey. Tom. Jan Allison June 24, 2018 at 12:18 PM I think I saw the same prog Tom, they look so beautiful and feminine it's no wonder men fall for their charms and then get a big shock. I googled ladyboy to find a pic - err definitely not suitable images for soup so I went with Lola instead lol:-) hugs jan xx