Anne-Lise Andresen Poet Narrative

- I Do Not Want Eggs - Do Not Like Eggs -

Little Laila was on overnight visits to Grandma
                   Early in the morning Grandma made Sunday breakfast
                     Little Laila came into the kitchen where the smell of
                freshly cooked coffee, freshly baked bread....and "boiled egg"
                  Little Laila does not like eggs....and says to her Grandma
                             "I do not want eggs - do not like eggs"
                                But Grandma had not boiled eggs
                             she had farted and it smelled like eggs
                                     Grandma got a good laugh
                
                              And I hope you will laugh at this too.... :)








True story
09.06.2012
Anne-Lise Andresen :)

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(5th in the contest)

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Jack Ellison November 25, 2012 at 5:16 PM What a cute surprise ending! One good egg poem deserves another! LOL Yours was funny... love and hugs, Jack xox Anne-Lise Andresen November 26, 2012 at 12:47 AM Jack, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Lillie Williams November 15, 2012 at 6:59 AM I guess little Laila got a surprise uh? This did make me laugh, when I got to the end. Thanks Anne for sharing. :-) Anne-Lise Andresen November 15, 2012 at 10:08 AM Lillie, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

David Williams October 15, 2012 at 5:45 AM Anne-Lise yep two of a kind, I like this,,,David Anne-Lise Andresen October 15, 2012 at 5:47 AM David, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Lucilla Carrillo August 9, 2012 at 4:57 AM ANNE; This was one to laugh at. Did you ever here of green eggs and ham . Thanks for sharing. Lucilla Anne-Lise Andresen August 9, 2012 at 5:02 AM Green egg and ham ?no... - Thank you for visit and laugh Lucilla. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Kenisha Shines July 24, 2012 at 7:42 AM good one. Anne-Lise Andresen July 24, 2012 at 10:07 AM Kenisha, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Courtney Courtney July 18, 2012 at 1:51 PM cute poem , have fun on vacation Turkey is a wonerous place. Are you on a farm, in a hotel or in the desert? watch out for tornadoes if your by the wind farm Anne-Lise Andresen July 18, 2012 at 3:23 PM Ruth, thank you for visit and comments my poem.....comming home tomorrow. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Sara Kendrick June 21, 2012 at 4:21 PM I know that I commented on this work but my comment is gone..I remember the humor in it because of PD's recent contest..Congrats on your win..Enjoyed reading..Sara Anne-Lise Andresen June 22, 2012 at 12:36 AM Always welcome Sara, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Debbie Guzzi June 19, 2012 at 1:47 PM LOL..deadly! Congrad's on Your Win Light & Love Anne-Lise Andresen June 19, 2012 at 1:49 PM Debbie, thank you for congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Vicky Tsiluma June 19, 2012 at 2:58 AM Poor Laila, she must be traumatized after that experience. And her grandma ...well, I'd laugh too if I were her. Congrats on your win! Anne-Lise Andresen June 19, 2012 at 4:14 AM Vicky, thank you for smile, visit and congrats. - oxox love Anne-Lise

David Williams June 19, 2012 at 1:52 AM Anne-Lise congrats on your win, is Arild ok or have I just been missing his writes?...David Anne-Lise Andresen June 19, 2012 at 1:56 AM David, thank you - (Arild is ok. - no writes)- oxox Anne-Lise

Gwendolen Song June 18, 2012 at 12:17 PM Hey, let's meet in Paris over some green eggs and ham to celebrate this awesome victory! Whatdya say, granny?...congrats to u--oh, happy day! It is fun to see your name on the winner's list, but it is even more fun and enjoyable to see your friends who have been working so hard too! Love ya girlie. Gwendolen Courtney Courtney July 18, 2012 at 1:53 PM I love these contests Eggs, Monopoly, stars I bet there hard to judge Anne-Lise Andresen June 18, 2012 at 1:02 PM Gwen, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Carol Sunshine Brown June 18, 2012 at 11:18 AM Congratulations on your win in Susan's "Eggs" contest Anne Lise. Love, Carol Anne-Lise Andresen June 18, 2012 at 11:47 AM Carol, thank you. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Jonas L. Rozario June 18, 2012 at 10:43 AM Hey grandma I see you won in this contest...woohooo way to go. See I told you, that you should enter contest more often...isn't it fun!!! Well I really enjoyed this funny little poem....BIG CONGRATS...:) Anne-Lise Andresen June 18, 2012 at 10:55 AM Thank you my grandson....I did not know it....had to check.... - hug from grandma :)

Jayachandran Chakrapany June 17, 2012 at 9:27 AM '' we can see a thousand miracles around us everyday .what is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken ?''.i cannot laugh .true .but so sad as a talented poetess like you think it as a joke .sorry .jk Anne-Lise Andresen June 17, 2012 at 10:38 AM jk. - thank you for visit and comments. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Robert Ball June 15, 2012 at 7:06 AM Thank you for sharing this, i truly like true stories, they are truly life experiences.Also thank you for your comments and views appreciate these comments tremondously. Going to soon have picture and frames from our poetry and library for [email protected] They are part of an exclusive series of litho's, Thesepaintings are all different n carry the words of the Father, only 25 made and then on to naother series of paintings, God bless Anne-Lise Andresen June 15, 2012 at 9:10 AM Robert, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tim B June 13, 2012 at 12:07 PM Hilarious, caught me off guard and had me laughing for awhile. Thanks for sharing Anne. Anne-Lise Andresen June 13, 2012 at 12:19 PM Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tim Ryerson June 13, 2012 at 8:11 AM Yes, I AM laughing at this! Although I would NEVER do such a disgusting thing (yeah, right) Thanks for making my day! Anne-Lise Andresen June 13, 2012 at 9:33 AM Tim, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Debra Falgout June 13, 2012 at 5:36 AM LOL,,,yes and we know them boiled egg farts are not too nice,,,,thanks for the laugh as i start my morning,,,have a good day,,,love debra Anne-Lise Andresen June 13, 2012 at 6:13 AM Debra, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Keith Bickerstaffe June 12, 2012 at 2:35 PM Hee hee hee!!! I LOVE it! God bless Laila and her Grandma... Best wishes, Keith Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 3:05 PM Keith, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Tanya Harrington June 12, 2012 at 2:01 PM Ha! Oh, you pulled me in with that one!! Kinda like "pull my finger" Funny...Tanya And thank you for your comments! Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 2:07 PM Tanya, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem - oxox love Anne-Lise

Carol Eastman June 12, 2012 at 12:58 PM LOL. Cute write... Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 1:00 PM Carol, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Bl Devnath June 12, 2012 at 11:55 AM Hahaha..........., enjoyed and laughed certainly. Loved always, bl Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 11:58 AM bl. - thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Daver Austin June 12, 2012 at 10:36 AM Wonderful humor. I can recall, back in the 30s when I was a little kid, the eggs were not usually as fresh as they should have been. They didn't taste good, and, yes, smelled like a fart. Love it. daver Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 10:54 AM Daver, thank you for smile, visit and comments my poem to day. - oxox love Anne-Lise

Nette Onclaud June 12, 2012 at 10:04 AM sending waffles along your way, anne!... happy day and hugggs! :) Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 10:53 AM OK. nette.......................

Judy Ball June 12, 2012 at 6:01 AM This is real country humor. Boiled eggs can smell pretty bad. Thanks for a giggle to start my day. God Bless, JB Ps Sorry haven't been around much. My puter is really acting up. Really slow, skips lines and puts the bottom line in the middle of a previous sentence and freezes up. Anne-Lise Andresen June 12, 2012 at 7:15 AM Judy, thank you for visit and comments my poem. - oxox love Anne-Lise

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