I Choose Something Fun To Kill Me

Many things could kill you. Car wrecks, fall from a roof, electrocution, starvation, heart attack, brain cancer, Alzheimer’s. I shall choose something fun to kill me. Walking the plank, shoot out at the OK corral, boomerang rebound, King Kong, a cephalopod attack I dream of watching a giant squid pull me away With his enormous suction cups, his tentacles and giant arms making the victory sign. It is a memorable death, making a terrific obituary story.