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I Can'T Understand Why I Stay So Fat

I Can’t Understand Why I Stay So Fat By Elton Camp I know that weight loss is the way to do right So, against too much bulk I constantly fight It’s to the track to jog at least three times a day For I have read that exercise is the best way I run fast, huff and puff and produce lots of sweat But I haven’t managed to lose a single pound yet Since I know that I must be burning lots of fuel I have made proper nutrition the cardinal rule A man can’t exercise unless he has enough to eat I have developed a technique that can’t be beat Each time when my running session is through I go over to McDonald’s to get a bite or two It’s a double beef sandwich with extra cheese That my discerning palate does best please And I always add a soda and extra large fries Hydration and fuel are musts, experts advise I know that such exercise is the proper way to go But begin to think my metabolism must be low

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