I Can Text and Drive Just Fine
I Can Text and Drive Just Fine
By Elton Camp
Some folks just can’t stand modern things
New technology, their wrath always brings
So time I spend driving isn’t thrown away,
I will look for text messages on my display
And there is simply no good reason why
I can’t, then and there, make a quick reply
That I haven’t ever wrecked sure is showing
It’s safe to text while on the road I’m going
To have my rights sure isn’t too much to ask
For I am easily able to drive while I multitask
Laws against it are a shame and a disgrace
The government should stay out of my face
Oh, there’s a message from girlfiend Jill
I’ll answer immediately & give her a thrill
Oh my goodness sake, this surely does suck
How have I possibly run underneath this truck?
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