I Can Text and Drive Just Fine

I Can Text and Drive Just Fine By Elton Camp Some folks just can’t stand modern things New technology, their wrath always brings So time I spend driving isn’t thrown away, I will look for text messages on my display And there is simply no good reason why I can’t, then and there, make a quick reply That I haven’t ever wrecked sure is showing It’s safe to text while on the road I’m going To have my rights sure isn’t too much to ask For I am easily able to drive while I multitask Laws against it are a shame and a disgrace The government should stay out of my face Oh, there’s a message from girlfiend Jill I’ll answer immediately & give her a thrill Oh my goodness sake, this surely does suck How have I possibly run underneath this truck?