I Believe

I am the mighty Thor Okay maybe I'm not But my wife does make me Hammer quite a lot I also believe in Mermaids You know, a chick with a tail I tried to date one once But she had a fishy smell I believe in the tooth fairy That sucker stole my tooth What? I never ever tell a lie I always tell the truth I also believe in bigfoot No, I don't mean you know who Though she is tall and hairy That part is true I believe I'm finished now I have no more to write So I bid you all a fond adieu And all you a good night