I Believe

I am the mighty Thor
Okay maybe I'm not
But my wife does make me
Hammer quite a lot

I also believe in Mermaids
You know, a chick with a tail
I tried to date one once
But she had a fishy smell

I believe in the tooth fairy
That sucker stole my tooth
What? I never ever tell a lie
I always tell the truth

I also believe in bigfoot
No, I don't mean you know who
Though she is tall and hairy
That part is true

I believe I'm finished now
I have no more to write
So I bid you all a fond adieu
And all you a good night

funnyrhyme

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