I Became An Explorer

Shortly after the Internet discovered itself,
I set out to be an explorer; not of land and water,
but a finder of the odd and peculiar.
My first inclination
was to search for antiquarian artifacts,
but lacking the knowledge of said artifacts,
I thought to be a ‘picker’ and a junk collector,
or even a mildly addicted hoarder.
Knowing little of buying and selling,
and next to no space for storing anything,
I had to re-think the whole exploring business.
Lacking funds to travel far,
I commenced to explore myself.
Having only a limited aptitude for self-awareness,
I sought the aid of many spiritual agencies.
Lacking the sensitivity to receive their help,
I turned to drinking and writing poetry.
Lacking anyone else to blame but myself,
I determined to blame the Internet, 
especially Internet Explorer.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Krutsinger Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 4:29 AM
This got better and better and it was excellent from the first line!
Ashford Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 10:20 AM
Thanks Caren, I had fun with this one.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 8:57 AM
So good.
Ashford Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 9:56 AM
:-) Thanks M.M.
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