I Am Watching You

I AM WATCHING YOU I work for a national tabloid, Paid to dig for dirt. I wash dirty laundry in public. I’m not fussy who I hurt “Hollywood star dating shop girl” “Actor’s night of passion.” Such salacious gossip Will not go out of fashion Now, if you court publicity Or hold a top position, I am watching day and night (And I’m mad about politicians) So, if conducting an affair, It’s bound to finish in sorrow. For all will know about it In my gossip column tomorrow 7th January 2023 Lipogram poetry contest Sponsor - Emile Pinet