I Am Just Saying

Terror pure terror
The dog on the other side of the fence
A pit bull
With an attitude
Reminds me of my first wife
She would like to get hold of my leg
And hold on till I bled dry
That’s why I carry a chain
And a pig sticker
For pit bulls and X wives
Man can’t be too safe these days
Got to have your possibles if you know what I mean?
I got nothing against women or dogs
Hell I love them all
But man they can love one minute
And be hell on wheels the next
Can’t live with them; pass the beer nuts
I’m just saying…
Don’t understand them or quantum physics
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Anglesey Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 3:44 PM
My daughter's pit bull is a big sweet baby. I think I'll go put on some lipstick now...grrrr :)
Anglesey Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 4:41 PM
Well then, Happy Birthday! You're still young. You have lots of years left to figure out quantum physics :)
Kilmer Avatar
November 11, 2013 at 3:56 PM
LOL, I needed that I was feeling a bit depressed on my 56th birthday. But that brought me out me of it. Thanks. ~Kilmer
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