I Am Going On a Snake Hunt

I am pointedly going on a snake hunt today. Most probably going to catch one quickly and keep it in my pretty loo. Will dress her up for parties, Easter and Halloween too. I plan to name her Sharky, she will be excited to be mine. She will become my muse, my sidekick and my slithering sage. She’ll snake around our Christmas tree delighted, dressed so fine. I will keep her ‘til we both die of ugliness or old age.