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I Am a Jock

A bad play
On a deep and dark September
Gazing from these bleachers
To that ref who blew that call
On a freshly painted court in the middle of fall

I am A Jock
I am A Flock


I've got balls
A fortress deep and plenty
That none will discinagrate
For friendship brings me joy
It's laughter from my best friend Roy


I am A Jock
I am A Flock

Don't talk  hate
For I've heard much before
It's resting in my head
And I'll try not to wake
So It doesn't make you cry
For if I never would of put on that cup
You've  never heard  awwwww shut up


I am A Jock
I am A Flock


I have my hooks
And my cup to protect me
I am such a world charmer
Hiding behind an ump
So another won't bump
I touch no one and he better not touch me


I am A Jock
I am A Flock


And a Jock feels no pain
And a flock seems to die




This is off spin
To Simon And Garfunkle's
I am A Rock    LOL
Gl All

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 4/23/2010 9:50:00 AM
Nice write on S & G track, hey i'm a Jock - well that's what we are called in Scotland >> James
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Date: 4/17/2010 2:51:00 AM
Good take on jocks Congrats Katherine
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Date: 4/16/2010 7:27:00 PM
Very much enjoyed reading these lyrics. Congratulations on your win! Nice job!
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Date: 4/16/2010 6:48:00 PM
Congratulation on your winning poem Katherine. A worthy poem, Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/16/2010 4:43:00 PM
Congrats Katherine on your winning poem in Carolyn's contest.. luved it when I first read it .. and luved it even more the second read.. great lyrics for a special contest.. and enjoy your wonderful win..luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 4/16/2010 2:52:00 PM
Very original, clever lyrics, Katherine. Congratulations on your success in my contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/12/2010 12:02:00 PM
Enjoyed reading today Katherine. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/11/2010 7:56:00 AM
Excellent Katherine and good luck in Carolyn's contest with this great rendition of a favorite song... good job .. luv.. Linda-Marie
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