I Am a Bad Boy

I am a bad boy
*** and NC-17 qualified,
I frequent the easy streets in a leisure zone
and walk with a swagger.
I own my time
I own my dreams
I have my own plans,
I am the center of my domain--
I, Me and Myself,
I waste no time to appease nobody,
I know what I want and
ain't afraid to go for it,
I don't just sit and mope
I got to get up and get going.

I am a bad, bad boy,
I don't suffer fools easily,
neither  a politician nor a priest,
I'm impatient with small talks 
wading through friendly BS.

I am honest and don't beat around
the bush – foreplay is a waste of time,
I go for the main show.
I am cocky and like to tease--
A lighthearted back-and-forth
keeps a relationship passionate and fiery,
I engage in verbal swordplay.

I am a bad, bad boy,
I don't want to get caught praying
or coming out of a confession,
Neither would I like to be seen
drinking beer or champagne,
A Jack Daniel's on-the-rock kinda guy,
Hair messy and slight stubble,
least to smile, chewing a dead cigar,
twinkle in my eyes, a gold tooth.
Adorned all over with pledge-of-love tattoos
I'll stand up for my girl and fight,

For I am a bad, bad, BAD boy
But, a good, good, GOOD man!


~"Who do you think you are" contest 
   by Caren Krutsinger
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Allison Avatar
September 29, 2018 at 1:59 PM
thoroughly enjoyed Abdul many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Gauthier Avatar
September 28, 2018 at 8:51 PM
Love the end of your poem, Abdul. Congrats on your top win.
Gentry Avatar
August 30, 2018 at 6:09 AM
Congratulations on your #1 win. Well done.
Wolf Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 4:31 PM
Love those last two lines, Abdul. Congratulations on crossing the finish line first! Best wishes, Gershon
Mandani Avatar
August 29, 2018 at 10:50 AM
Appreciate your comment very much, Gershon. Thanks
Lamoureux Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 8:24 AM
This is great! You might want to rethink the foreplay *lol* it’s a lot of fun. Congrats on top placement!
Mandani Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 12:05 PM
See who's talking--from personal experience, obviously. Me, I am the blast guy! lol. Thanks Richard, it's been a long time.
Allison Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 1:07 PM
such a vivid portrayal Abdul I can picture this guy so clearly, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Mandani Avatar
August 28, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Thanks Jan. It's good to be bad! lol.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 27, 2018 at 12:32 PM
Awesome piece!!! Enjoyed! And dying to know what that censored word is ;) Congratulations on your TOP WIN Abdul! xomo
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