Tania Kitchin Poet Rhyme

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I Accidentally Let One Loose

I accidentally let one loose
After drinking some apple juice
I was in line at the five and dime
It was loud and obviously mine
People stared, they did not approve 
Covering their faces, they were not amused
The stench was so strong it actually oozed
Embarrassed, my face red, I felt so gaffe
I couldn’t help but laugh, and laugh
I laughed so hard I let more loose
People gasped and left in a mass
To my relief I was able to pass all my gas

7/8/18

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Lawrence Goldman July 31, 2019 at 12:57 PM Enjoyed very clever. As a Gastroenterologist it was moving Tania Kitchin July 31, 2019 at 6:09 PM Thank you! :)

Cal Bambi The Word Artist July 31, 2019 at 12:17 PM I will be smiling for the rest of the day thanks Tania Tania Kitchin July 31, 2019 at 6:09 PM Thank you!

John Gondolf July 16, 2018 at 8:24 PM This is hilarious, Tania, thanks for the laugh. Best of luck. John Tania Kitchin July 16, 2018 at 9:08 PM thank you and thanks for stopping by!

Pandita Sietesantos July 10, 2018 at 12:47 PM This is sooooo good - you made me laugh out loud today! Love it! You have a winner here! Hugs. Pandita Tania Kitchin July 10, 2018 at 3:20 PM thank you Pandita and thanks for stopping by!

Andrea Dietrich July 8, 2018 at 4:54 PM hahah. A GREAT job with this one. It's a GAS Tania Kitchin July 8, 2018 at 6:02 PM Thank you!

Jan Allison July 8, 2018 at 10:58 AM ha ha ha a great farty poem Tania:-) hugs Jan xx Tania Kitchin July 8, 2018 at 11:24 AM thanks Jan, it was a fun one!