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I accidentally let one loose After drinking some apple juice I was in line at the five and dime It was loud and obviously mine People stared, they did not approve Covering their faces, they were not amused The stench was so strong it actually oozed Embarrassed, my face red, I felt so gaffe I couldn’t help but laugh, and laugh I laughed so hard I let more loose People gasped and left in a mass To my relief I was able to pass all my gas 7/8/18 Any July 2018 Poem contest Sponsored by Dear Heart a.k.a. broken wings

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Date: 7/31/2019 12:57:00 PM
Enjoyed very clever. As a Gastroenterologist it was moving
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/31/2019 6:09:00 PM
Thank you! :)
Date: 7/31/2019 12:17:00 PM
I will be smiling for the rest of the day thanks Tania
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/31/2019 6:09:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 7/16/2018 8:24:00 PM
This is hilarious, Tania, thanks for the laugh. Best of luck. John
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/16/2018 9:08:00 PM
thank you and thanks for stopping by!
Date: 7/10/2018 12:47:00 PM
This is sooooo good - you made me laugh out loud today! Love it! You have a winner here! Hugs. Pandita
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/10/2018 3:20:00 PM
thank you Pandita and thanks for stopping by!
Date: 7/8/2018 4:54:00 PM
hahah. A GREAT job with this one. It's a GAS
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/8/2018 6:02:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 7/8/2018 10:58:00 AM
ha ha ha a great farty poem Tania:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/8/2018 11:24:00 AM
thanks Jan, it was a fun one!

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