Human Generator

(This is a fictional poem) I was struck by lightning and now my body is electrified. My body has tons of electricity inside. I can power things just like a generator. My wife is making me power all of her appliances and I really hate her. She has her blender plugged into my nose and the oven plugged into my ###. I cause a power surge whenever I pass gas. She has the refrigerator and the toaster plugged into my ears. Someone please help me, I can no longer stand it here. This is very demeaning but she doesn't care how I feel. I have to live in misery just so she won't have to pay an electric bill.