Huff and Puff

Remember the story of the big bad wolf Who harassed those three little pigs? Their houses made of brick and straw And the other one made from twigs Well, let me set the story straight For, I'm the only one who knows It's the story of The Three Little Pigs This is how it really goes You see, that wolf was hungry, For he hadn't eaten in days He was looking for some bacon And wasn't gonna change his ways Did you know that wolf had asthma? He could barely even breathe He huffed and puffed his cigarettes That was rolled up in his sleeve He came upon this house of straw And he took a great big breath As he held it in, his face turned blue And nearly coughed himself to death But he didn't let that stop him He give it one more try But again, he started coughing Til he thought he'd surely die The three little pigs felt sorry for him So they offered him something to eat The wolf ate all their vegetables But still, he was craving meat The three little pigs were at wit's end And thought, "What are we gonna do?" So, they made that wolf a five pound ham (He didn't know he was eatin' tofu) Today, he's a vegetarian And the pigs call him a friend Now, you know the rest of the story So I guess, I'll say, "The End"