Hub Bub Homonyms

Hoping my complement of words compliment your time: [The man] from Cape Town came down was a Dutch Boer much more likely be less lightly [demand] his boar who bore his own way in and weigh in. The Boer was allowed to speak aloud and he laughed when he left, but was bored when he board the plane but a plain man who was a former farmer and he rose like all heroes except when they accept they need the doe-like when they knead the dough was too high a price to pay, so he bought a cheap toupee and crossed aisles row by row and crossed isles shore by shore he rent-a-car and went by car and rode on a road, ahead ... and saw a head! Aghast! He stepped on ... a gas pedal where metal met mettle going off course on the coarse roadside. He could hear wheels whet off the wet edge of the road He had to sell his cell phone to pay for the room The maid made the call to the police The cops were told over cups of coffee He read the report and signed it with red ink All know that there's no way he'll forget it soon They said, "A lesson that never lessen, our hour is up, good night--whether the weather holds." The waitress said, "Some night, the sum is on the house." He waste away his waist that day At the docks, he saw ducks and first they were geese He got the que to stand in the queue as those who were through threw in their shoe and shoo Clerk, "Destination?" "I'll be headin' for the British Isle." Clerk, "Cheers and goodbye." "Cheap, was a good buy!"