How To Quit Smoking

When you get the urge to smoke,
Just go and kiss your dear one!
You may think this is a funny joke,
But not until you tried this one!

Give the lips the choice of a stroke,
On the cheeks of a loved one,
Release your lips from habit yoke,
And your craving will be undone!

Warm, manly lips, of a good bloke,
Should grace the lips of dear one,
You should not use them to smoke,
Or good lungs you will have none!

With every urge you ignore smoke,
But lean over to kiss her lips on,
Financially you will not be broke,
And your love life will get a move on!

Your health will improve,
Your wealth will improve,
Your breath will improve too,
Next time you hug, 
to give her a kiss,
She will kiss you too!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Romios Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 9:50 PM
Fantastic Idea. I think you should open... Krish's Kissing Clinic and make a fortune. Panagiota I stopped in 1975. Cold Turkey. I just had slices of cheese, beef or nuts of any kind. I never smoked again Panagiota xx May all.be well with you~
Radhakrishna Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 12:51 AM
Thanks, my friend. I never smoked. Just kissed:)!
Wolf Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 7:22 PM
There you go -- up in smoke! :) Gershon
Radhakrishna Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 9:33 PM
Thanks Gershon, no smoke, just fire in your heart!:)
Messina Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 8:25 AM
Of course this will only work if your soul mate quits too (lol) Good and meaningful write, Krish.
Radhakrishna Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 8:33 AM
Thanks Charles, my friend! Worth a try!
Somadas Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 7:08 AM
A great technique to quit smoking.. Now I need to start and then try to stop by your way.. lol..
Radhakrishna Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 7:58 AM
Ha Ha! Most welcome!!
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