How To Pay Your Bills (Part Two)

'And if I did find, that I.... Were soon to become, An enemy of her's... I'd seek Osama's deepest cave, And say, "Move over, dear cuz!!!"... See... She has been, Through it all, And she don't take...no "Sheet"!!... And abides no fool, Or their gall, She takes no prisoners, This I swear... So don't get her angry, Don't think to challenge her, Or out of your chest... Your heart she'll tear, So no matter how brave you are, Or how much you might wish, Someday to be, Or someday aspire to dare... Don't make the mistake, Of thinking you haven't a care... Because you'll find yourself, And in a blinding flash, You'll find yourself, Under the gun... Yes!!! It's a drunkard's dream... If I ever did see one!!!"