How To Make a Baby

Cauliflower, coal dust, coriander, cumin
These are all the things you need 
To make your baby human
Eat in moderation, and remember please refrain
From exceeding Daily limits
Or you’ll addle baby’s brain
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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February 10, 2010 at 7:58 PM
WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST READ...I GUESS THAT IS THE WAY YOU MAKE A BABY..GOOOD ONE..I.T.
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January 6, 2010 at 2:15 PM
funny :) love, amy-eve
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