Daniel Mcgraw Poet I do not know?

How To Injure Yourself While Unclogging a Toilet.

Hi. As you have read my previous book, "How To Injure Yourself In Traffic", I now bring you 
the next portion of my collection. This is your guide on how to injure yourself while 
unclogging your toilet. Okay, here we go. First, you need to know what you are doing? Do 
you know what you are doing? i didn't think so, neither do I. Anyway, since you have as 
much knowledge about plumbing as I do, we shall begin. Step one, get a plum stick thingy. 
Hehe. Okay, now, whack yourself on the head with it? Did it hurt? Well, that's because you 
are not doing it hard enough. Now, do it again. Now that it finally hurt, place the plumb stick 
thing into your toilet. Insert it in the hole at the bottom. Now, flush your toilet. (FYI, i am 
doing this while writing it.) Now, your toilet should be overflowing. If it is, you are doing this 
correctly. If not, get another resource. Now that your bathroom is flooded, take out the 
plunge stick. Flush the toilet again. Now, all sorts of remains should be spitting back out at 
you from different times. look, there's my breakfast from last week. Okay, now that you 
have done enough damage, call your local plumber.

YAY! My second masterpeice is complete. Stay tuned for my next book:
"How To Injure Yourself While Reading A Book".

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Troy Jeremy Nelson January 5, 2010 at 8:32 AM im not sure if this is prose but a form of writing i have not seen before, it was a bit dry to read, work on the humor timing and it should be bang on, it kind of comes across crass

Sara Kendrick January 4, 2010 at 10:33 AM With a little more training maybe you won't have to call a plumber. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara