How To Injure Yourself While Unclogging a Toilet.

Hi. As you have read my previous book, "How To Injure Yourself In Traffic", I now bring you the next portion of my collection. This is your guide on how to injure yourself while unclogging your toilet. Okay, here we go. First, you need to know what you are doing? Do you know what you are doing? i didn't think so, neither do I. Anyway, since you have as much knowledge about plumbing as I do, we shall begin. Step one, get a plum stick thingy. Hehe. Okay, now, whack yourself on the head with it? Did it hurt? Well, that's because you are not doing it hard enough. Now, do it again. Now that it finally hurt, place the plumb stick thing into your toilet. Insert it in the hole at the bottom. Now, flush your toilet. (FYI, i am doing this while writing it.) Now, your toilet should be overflowing. If it is, you are doing this correctly. If not, get another resource. Now that your bathroom is flooded, take out the plunge stick. Flush the toilet again. Now, all sorts of remains should be spitting back out at you from different times. look, there's my breakfast from last week. Okay, now that you have done enough damage, call your local plumber. YAY! My second masterpeice is complete. Stay tuned for my next book: "How To Injure Yourself While Reading A Book".