How To Get a Woman

You give eye contact across the floor, And let her know you're there, Stay calm,cool and collective, And never lose your flair, Stroll on over introduce yourself, And ask her for a dance, If she agrees to things so far, You've got a little chance, Hold her tight when dancing, And always keep control, Treat her like a lady, And she'll open up her soul, Tell her you like her little dress, And her perfume smells so great, And if she stays up for the following dance, You've got yourself a date, Ask her if you can walk her home, Or perhaps she could come to mine, If either of these options work, You're doing pretty fine, On arriving back at hers or mine, Kiss her lips so soft and pure, Run your finger down her spine, That'll sort her out for sure, Nice and gently you unzip her, Her dress falls to the floor, Carry her off to the bedroom, And boy you've got a score.