How To Get a Man

If you haven’t got laid In a while Despite doing all you can To get a d*ck inside Set up a group, Recruit concerned peers To talk about Issues of the day The environment, poverty, tax Anything in the world Which goes against the Establishment’s fold And low and behold! There they are The Undercover Boys in Blue ‘Infiltrating’ (That means f*cking to me and you) And I for one will try and stay strong Withholding information for as long as I can Ensuring he f*cks me In every room in the house...! So come on, Form that group And talk all you can Never has it been so easy to get a man! But if you’re gay And are hoping That this method Will brighten your day I’m sorry But homosexuality Is not the Undercover way.... Anna Archichek