How To Get a Man
If you haven’t got laid
In a while
Despite doing all you can
To get a d*ck inside
Set up a group,
Recruit concerned peers
To talk about
Issues of the day
The environment, poverty, tax
Anything in the world
Which goes against the
Establishment’s fold
And low and behold!
There they are
The Undercover Boys in Blue
‘Infiltrating’
(That means f*cking to me and you)
And I for one will try and stay strong
Withholding information for as long as I can
Ensuring he f*cks me
In every room in the house...!
So come on,
Form that group
And talk all you can
Never has it been so easy to get a man!
But if you’re gay
And are hoping
That this method
Will brighten your day
I’m sorry
But homosexuality
Is not the
Undercover way....
Anna Archichek
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