How Rudolph Lost His Job

Eight tiny reindeer jockeyed for the position To guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve, The arrival of Rudolph was an imposition So, they told him to skedaddle away. Seems Rudolph assumed the job was his Because he’d guided Santa one foggy night The others said, “Neigh, go take a whiz!” Since it was clear, there was no fog in sight. Santa agreed there was no need for a light So Rudolph went back to his cozy, warm stall, As Dasher took the lead without another word And Rudolph wished a Merry Christmas to all.
Written November 24, 2022
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Cunningham Avatar
November 24, 2022 at 12:31 AM
Don't tell the kids Milton lol Tom
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November 24, 2022 at 8:18 AM
I've always laughed how. since the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer came out, Rudolph is considered the lead reindeer, forgetting that for decades upon decades the "eight tiny reindeer" did the job quite well. (chuckling)
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