How I Escaped Hell

who taught that dog his tricks the revolving door that was purchased with a line up a mile long to watch it work bought the devil an alarm clock and a game of collecting bells called killing time made his dreams come true convincing him i had ended the world and was in hell to do it again no free will is a punishment hard to endure eventually broke his heart and made him cry jealous of me when i returned he screamed at me i told you to leave happy to be living a lie the king of hell i had become through the revolving door to see if you had what it takes to become one the same circles the same routine again and again couldn't remember the cycle of their abuse it turned out i wasn't like the rest of them but looked familiar because i was there lost and forgot who i was the devil kicked me out of hell to sentence me to life the poor devil felt like a monster and cried a sex life in heaven when an angel got its wings told him i got him pregnant in a worriesome way around in circles he walks doing the few same things every once in a while a new king of hell knocks on deaths door comitting suicide we like to call life turns out i was the devils baby and i'm coming back with some good news it was all the antichrists fault when lady luck runs out you should know me by now tick tick tick tick tock bing bong ding dong something is wrong on the lookout for someone to crucify