Housewife Handbook

oh, wow! The housewife handbook
given to me by six people in my husband’s family
they all got thrown out the window the same day
from an apartment we rented ten stories up from the sidewalk

have a drink ready for him when he comes home
have his favorite music playing
have his dinner ready to serve hot
do everything you can to make him comfortable

they got pitched after I had endured six hours of a screaming baby
my headache was killing me
my back was breaking
and he was still at work, enjoying peace and quiet.
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Bauer Avatar
July 24, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Ha! I had a similar one, Caren! Mine also mentioned wearing a freshly ironed clean and pretty outfit and having your hair done and make-up on when he walked in the door. What world did the writers of that book live in?
Krutsinger Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 9:33 PM
They lived in the world where men made all the rules and told their women how to behave and how to dress Ilene
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