Househusband

I read the sexiest man that a married woman knows Is that guy who will clean the house So I plugged in the vacuum cleaner In an attempt to turn on my spouse I made the beds and mopped the floors Did the laundry and washed the dishes I even cleaned the outside windows For a chance to get my wishes I scrubbed the tub and toilet, too Used Lemon Pledge to dust the wood I kept smiling the whole day through Knowing my reward was going to be good The trick seemed to work, she got all excited And opened the drawer where sexy things she keeps But when she returned all ready for me I was in the bed and fast asleep