Househusband

I read the sexiest man that a married woman knows
Is that guy who will clean the house
So I plugged in the vacuum cleaner
In an attempt to turn on my spouse

I made the beds and mopped the floors
Did the laundry and washed the dishes
I even cleaned the outside windows
For a chance to get my wishes

I scrubbed the tub and toilet, too
Used Lemon Pledge to dust the wood
I kept smiling the whole day through
Knowing my reward was going to be good

The trick seemed to work, she got all excited
And opened the drawer where sexy things she keeps
But when she returned all ready for me
I was in the bed and fast asleep

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