Hon,There's a Big Ol' Moon Out Tonight

I know you said I can’t go bowling And you’d rather I didn’t Go out with my buddies and have a drink or two… You want me to wash And dry the dishes Cause you’ve got something else I guess, you’d really rather do Well dear, I really respect Your opinion… and love The many things You give me to do I even love the apron you gave me And you look waaaay better Wearing pants Than I do So dear, I really respect Your wisdom and I’ve got a question Or two Have you noticed The clothes line missing Lately? And the concrete blocks Missing from the front porch too? Howsabout we might go for a boat ride tonight… and Hon? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 7/31/2012 4:59:00 PM
hahahahahahaha,you are the greatest when it comes to getting me rolling,love this with a passion,rope,block,chloroform,seems like we are gonna have a party
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David O'Haolin Whalen
Date: 7/31/2012 7:21:00 PM
You're the only one to comment so far Richard! I think we might share a twisted sense of humor. Thanks for reading and putting up with me. Appreciate Ya' (and your good sense of humor.)
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