Holiday Limericks

A Red-Letter Day Staid pilgrims grew leery, Thanksgiving Day, When men came to feast, half-covered in hay. "Where's Hester?" wives asked And elders were tasked To march to the barn and give her an A. Santa Goes Truant With trollop hand-picked and madam well-paid, Dear Santa was truant from the parade. He ho-hoed, "so what? I'm old with a gut, So do this perhaps just twice a decade."