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Holiday Limericks

A Red-Letter Day Staid pilgrims grew leery, Thanksgiving Day, When men came to feast, half-covered in hay. "Where's Hester?" wives asked And elders were tasked To march to the barn and give her an A. Santa Goes Truant With trollop hand-picked and madam well-paid, Dear Santa was truant from the parade. He ho-hoed, "so what? I'm old with a gut, So do this perhaps just twice a decade."

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Date: 11/22/2024 11:04:00 AM
I love the Scarlet Letter story. But as usual the woman paid the highest price!
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Date: 11/22/2024 11:03:00 AM
I think you do limericks well. Congrats here
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Date: 11/17/2024 11:49:00 AM
David, a fun and creative limerick set, congratulations on your winning placement.
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