Hindsight Is a Great Thing

So there I was heading for my first experience of corporeal form , it had been before all time AKA the Big Bang And the universe had been officially started ‘that I’d applied for it. And then pow ! decision time ‘ where to go and what to be . After all I was a ‘supreme being pure and all knowing , how hard could this physical living Thing be ? I wasn’t known for my patience back then so I decided to join the shortest queue and hey presto here I am on earth , Note to self not all long lines are a bad Thing..Dho!