Hillbilly Hand Jive

Hillbilly hand jive is the name of this here song.
So why don't y'all come out here and help us sing along?
Yippy ki yay and howdy do.
Y'all put yer arms right in and I'll show you what to do.
First take yer finger and stick it up yer nose. 
Grab yerself a juicy one and stick it tween yer toes.
Raise up them there arms and swing em in the air
then run yer fingers right through that greasy hair.
Hillbilly hand jive is what yer doin now.
Run over yonder and tip that sleepin cow. 
Now that were havin fun lets run around the farm.
Jump into the water hole and let that catfish bite yer arm. 
Now lets go watch some Nascar and drink us lots of beer.
Sneak up on yer better half and slap her on the rear.
Hillbilly hand jive is what we want to do
so while yer up there dancin, throw me that there brew.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 5/18/2013 8:16:00 PM
Very clever! This reminds me of my old country girl days hangin' out and boot scootin' -beer drinkin' at the Westerner Club (hope nobody I danced with had their finger up their nose!). I am an extreme city-fyed-city girl now though. Love your cowboy humor :)
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Date: 5/14/2013 3:52:00 AM
:) hahah sweet fun and awesome :)
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Date: 5/13/2013 7:25:00 PM
Clap, clap!! The kind of poetry I like best, Terry. Keep 'em comin'. :)
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