Hillbilly Cuisines

I know some of you've been wondering About the food that hilbillies eat So I'll give you a little schooling And I'll start with just the meat First of all, we hardly ever eat possum Them critters are just too mean And we never eat woodpeckers They're just way too lean They say skunk on a stick is a delicacy Though I've never tried none myself I've heard it's pretty good pickled If you leave it sitting on a shelf Then you've heard about pig's feet Well, I don't know where they've been They're stepping around in God knows what Out yonder in that pen And I'm sure you've heard of eye of newt Well that's for witches not a hillbilly I was just seeing if you were paying attention Now don't you feel kinda silly? Anyway, you probably even heard we eat chicken Well, okay, I guess we actualy do But we always buy them from a store Just like the rest of you Now these are just a few of the things That hillbillies just dont eat Did I mention we sometimes use honey And we rub it on our feet? Okay, I might have just made that part up Truth is we eat a lot of stuff, almost anything Next time I bring you a menu With our hillbilly cuisines