James Horn Poet Couplet

Hillary and Trump Are Methodist

Hillary and Trump Are Methodist

Trump tries to think he is hot to trotting
But like a fool all his history has forgotten
To Blue Star Mom was moron and adversed
Possible thing to do in world is the worst.

Another real bad as usual he has just done
Of cerebral-palsied person Trump made fun
Mentioned where a woman's blood came from
Did abuse someone who was deaf and dumb.

Low of all low life's Trump he likes being
Took advantage of blind no longer seeing
Knowing he is great seeming so stellar
What would he say about Helen Keller?

What he should do is cease and desist
But probably my points he has missed
Lastly to write find this hard to resist
Both Hillary and Trump are Methodist.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Prominent Poet

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Andrea Dietrich August 14, 2016 at 10:27 AM are they REALLY?? That was my mom's religion before she became Mormon!!! some funny lines in this one. James Horn August 15, 2016 at 5:54 AM AD, What is the difference between the two of them? I am Episcopalian which is a High Methodist and a Medium Roman Catholic. What other religions would you say Mormon is similar to? Jim

DM Babbit August 14, 2016 at 9:13 AM Sad to say, he works hard (with his mouth) to play and in the end - the fool says, "he was only joking" James Horn August 15, 2016 at 5:58 AM DMR, Or being sarcastic and doesn't know the difference. In his deck of cards, the joker is always wild just like he is. He is totally irreplaceable and he can stay that way for all I care. Jim Horn