Hilarious

On a whim, to prove once and for all I took a beach ball and placed on it a glass of water— Please hold your laughter— And then rolled the ball over, Do you think the glass stayed put? Even though it should! Voila! It spilled the water all over. That conclusively, demonstrably and logically proves World is NOT round. It’s FLAT. Otherwise, all the waters of the seas, rivers, lakes would spill over And make the skies all soaking wet; You’ll have the fishes and crabs falling from the sky! And the world is going nowhere— You see the same sun, same moon, same stars, day in and day out; The world doesn’t revolve, It’s stationary. It’s pinned to the sky! Otherwise, I would have long thrown up, I suffer from motion sickness, you see. There, I proved it! ~Contest: H ~Sponsor: Constance La France.