High Percentage

My father had many favorite sagings But the 1 he had cause to use the most Was people are crap And don't count on it till the cheque is actually banked But in more colourful choice word's than that And give him his due In my experience He was 95% right Sincerest appologies to the other 5 To whom sorry is a foreign vocabulary This is written in response to a job interview resulting in a handshake and i will e-mail the employment contact over to you Only to follow up and be told sorry the position has already been filled you were only on the shortlist So moral of the story must be this A man's word and handshake are not his bond