High and Mighty Humpty Dumpty

worse than a chipped teacup,
yolk hardens upon heated pavement.
who do you trust when it’s time to sup?

hit with a silver spoon, cracked and peeled.
embryonic tears leak from a chicken’s nest.
what happens when street poultry doesn’t yield?

Humpty Dumpty high
upon the gates of hell
hard-boiled, will he fry?

he leans back with his knighted white chest.
the choice city arrayed in rainbow promises.
lacking calcium and vitamin d, ascends to rest.

Humpty’s sweating the sun. streaks of regret
stain rounded armpits. Slick sill of wall - dire.
his craven and rubbery insides not well set.

wondering and worrying, if he falls, will
all the king's horses and men rescue him…
at his age he could succumb to a nasty spill.

“over-easy” didn’t sound so bad. He hears
whispers of the town, trying to understand.
he longs to meet Benedict and other peers.

feeling a bit cocky, eager to do the eggroll.
figures his tough shell will protect him from harm.
rather charming, and with a whitewashed soul,

forgetting to say the blessing, he slips and slides.
history remembers his silly sounding name.
did the horses and king’s men save his hide?

shellacked shell and runny guts
had to be swept and trashed —
king ordered - no ifs ands or “butts”

6/25/2018
Humpty Dumpty Contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 7/8/2018 9:56:00 PM
Lovely write, you have painted a great painting with your words. Congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/8/2018 8:49:00 AM
Oh my! Funny! Congratulations on your win. Very creative. Enjoyed this! Still smiling.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/8/2018 9:48:00 PM
Thank you, Susan!
Date: 7/7/2018 9:04:00 AM
Many congratulations on your well deserved win in the contest, this poem sure was a joy to read, good luck and have a really nice day
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/7/2018 9:17:00 AM
Thank you, Faraz!
Date: 6/26/2018 9:12:00 PM
G'day Kim … really enjoyed your extended version of Humpty and his problems. I got a chuckle or two - thanks Kim - Lindsay
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/26/2018 10:04:00 PM
Thanks, Lindsay!
Date: 6/25/2018 8:54:00 PM
Haha Kim , no yolk this is eggcellent . Good luck. Tom
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/25/2018 8:58:00 PM
Thanks, Tom! Hugs...Kim
Date: 6/25/2018 8:25:00 PM
1st draft, thanks for the inspiration Kim, Mick. Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall, his brain was addled. All the Kings men on horses saddled, got off their steeds and in Humpty dabbled. One took his coat, well it was silver, the rest took his bits, thinking themselves clever in trying to put him back together. Of course, they failed, but never say never, the melted him down, now he's gone forever. More than one way of putting things back together. Hot chocolate for tea break and a rhyme to remember.
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/25/2018 8:37:00 PM
500 characters just not enough to say all you want, which is to thank you for how your take on Humpty inspired mine. If there is still space I'll be popping it in the contest. Good luck with yours, Mick
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/25/2018 8:32:00 PM
Too funny, Mick!
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