Hey Look..Flab!!

Yesterday to eat
RING DINGS
tasty and sweet
More inches by the pound
On this belly that used to be sound
Mother is concerned
I say
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER?
Weeping for her boy:
MY SON,YOU JUST KEEP ON GETTING FATTER!
It is an expanding story
But,why bother recapturing YOUNGER GLORY?
Old is where the PIZZA lies
Sitting back as the waist applies
pressure to the belt
Advancing to be felt
Mom is my LUCY
And I,her LINUS VAN PELT
Sugar candy
M&M'S are small and handy
Weakening the trim
across my bulging fanny
Leftover ham
An old BURGER KING plain
I accept the unpleasant calorie
Recalling thinner days can sure be a PAIN
The end is near
Those times were FAB
Let me get in one more phrase here
"HEY LOOK..THAT IS SOME FLAB!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2006

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Be the first to comment on this poem. Encourage this poet.

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace