Hey Look..Flab!!

Yesterday to eat RING DINGS tasty and sweet More inches by the pound On this belly that used to be sound Mother is concerned I say WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER? Weeping for her boy: MY SON,YOU JUST KEEP ON GETTING FATTER! It is an expanding story But,why bother recapturing YOUNGER GLORY? Old is where the PIZZA lies Sitting back as the waist applies pressure to the belt Advancing to be felt Mom is my LUCY And I,her LINUS VAN PELT Sugar candy M&M'S are small and handy Weakening the trim across my bulging fanny Leftover ham An old BURGER KING plain I accept the unpleasant calorie Recalling thinner days can sure be a PAIN The end is near Those times were FAB Let me get in one more phrase here "HEY LOOK..THAT IS SOME FLAB!"