Hey Lady

I was walking in my fabulous shoes when a car slowed down Some men whistled at me. I threw them a jaunty wave. Another car slowed down next to me. It was a pretty day. Women were laughing. I stopped and smiled at them. Additional laughter. One took a photo of my shoe. I felt kick-ass pretty now, listening to the clip clop of my heels. I was taller today, and I felt happy. Spring always does this to me. Hey! Lady! I turned to see a little boy of about eight. “Hello!” I said, with my wide-eyed, beauty smile. “You have a piece of toilet paper on your shoe.” This changed everything in an instant.