Hey Dude

Hey dude you think your so bad
you went out and shot your dad
just cause he dressed in plaid
reminded you of that dick channey lad

Hey dude dont feel so scared
for you should of seen my standing hairs
while you were pointing that shotgun everywhere
just glad it wasn't I standing so close there


And to think dude my heart didn't jump
come a little closer for I think I just took a dump
but let me go check behind  this nice little stump
cracking a smile all the way from my rump

Hey dude your so gross
but its you who I love the most
as I raise this shotgun and toast
I see you running for the coast

So run dude as fast as you can
from any guy thinking they have a safe plan
let them go and join another rock band
for you can still think your life is so grand


Hey dude you think your so bad
now your the one dressed in all plaid
thirthy years for shooting that dad
now dick chaney's singing sorry and it's so sad

La La La La 
La La La La

Hey dude



Footnote  I Chose Hey Jude



Tribute To Gun Safty

Also Entry For John Heck's
Beatlemania Sing-Along
GL All
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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January 26, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Katherine I am wishing you the best in the contest. I truly enjoyed it. I was having such a bad day but you have brightened it. Thank you. I miss you being around here like in the olden days. Love, Carol
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January 26, 2010 at 4:37 AM
Enjoyed the humor and biting sarcasm in this poem, Katherine, especially the references to Mr. Chaney. This dude has 30 years to think about the forces that caused him to pull the trigger. It may be a while before John can judge his contest. If you read the blog posted by his mother, you'll find he is very ill and needs our prayers. Great entry! Love, Carolyn
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