Hey Democratic Candidates

Hey, democratic candidates – Forget campaigns, forget debates. Just toss your names into a hat, Let Nancy pick and that is that! The only way to win the fight Is for all people to unite Whose goal is simply to prevent A reelection we’ll lament. So Joe or Bernie, Liz or Pete, Amy, Mike – accept defeat And join behind the party’s pick But do not wait – just do it quick! The months are slipping by so fast But well before the votes are cast If we unite, we’ll have reclaimed The torch from He-who-can’t-be-named!