Judy Ball Poet Lyric

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Wrote this and posted it back in 2016 but it's so much fun I had to post it again.

Sung to the tune of "Hey Daddy" an old song from around the 40's or 50's about a gold digger and her sugar daddy.  Hope you get a kick out of it.

Hey Daddy

Hey Daddy!
I got a gap toothed grin and that's a sin.
Hey Daddy!
I really need some dentistry.

Ohhhh Daddy!
I got a double chin and jowls like Gentle Ben.
Hey Daddy!
I need plastic surgery.

Ummmm Daddy!
I need a fanny lift, nose bob and a boob job.
Ohhh Daddy!
I sure could use some surgery.

Ohhh Daddy!
I've had my tummy tucked and been lipo-sucked.
Oooo Daddy!
Now I look just like Barbie.

Hey Daddy!
I want a diamond ring and things with lots of bling.
Oh Daddy!
You gotta buy it all for me.

Ohhh Daddy!
He's got a brand new car, a yacht and caviar.
Bye Daddy!
You sure have been a friend to me.

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Jennifer Proxenos December 22, 2021 at 6:22 AM Hey Judy Sure that this Daddy had a fat, bank debt But it's about the next one he should fret! Happy Happy Blessed Christmas to you and your family, and may all you desire come true in this next 2022 year. This is so funny, a fanny lift - by the time she finishes using the old men, she will be so wrinkled that she will have to start all over again. Hugs and love, Jennifer Judy Ball January 2, 2022 at 9:07 PM thank you so much Jennifer. God Bless, JB

Alexis Y. December 21, 2021 at 1:05 PM Hi Judy, I’m glad you reposted these funny lyrics. I enjoyed reading them very much. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your loved one's:-)Alexis Judy Ball December 21, 2021 at 3:17 PM Alexis. God Bless, JB

Anne-Lise Andresen December 21, 2021 at 6:48 AM - Fun to read this, Judy :) - I wish you a wonderful Christmas and a blessed New Year :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Judy Ball December 21, 2021 at 7:10 AM Thank you so much Anne-Lise. God Bless, JB

Victor Buhagiar December 21, 2021 at 2:20 AM Judy that was fun. You'll leave your dear papa penniless. Greetings. Judy Ball December 21, 2021 at 6:17 AM Thanks bunches Victor. God Bless, JB

P.S. Awtry December 20, 2021 at 8:53 PM I am glad you reposted! This is a fun one :)-ps Judy Ball December 21, 2021 at 1:18 AM Thank you so much P.S. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Debra L Brown December 20, 2021 at 7:10 PM Funny! Merry Christmas ~ Debra Judy Ball December 21, 2021 at 1:10 AM Thank you so much Debra. God Bless, JB

Sotto Poet December 20, 2021 at 4:09 PM Hi Judy, you've come up with a brilliant concept, and I'm sure it will make for a spectacular result. Just kidding. Happy Holiday And 2022 Year! ALL THE BEST FOREVER. Judy Ball December 20, 2021 at 6:01 PM Thank you so much Lasaad. God Bless and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours. JB

Jan Allison December 20, 2021 at 2:35 PM lol you made me giggle thanks for posting this one:-) hugs Jan xx I once did a poem called some thing like drastic plastic surgery for the barbie doll look:-) hugs Jan xx Judy Ball December 20, 2021 at 3:24 PM Thank you so much Jan. What was the name of your poem? God Bless, JB